Tuesday, January 8, 2008

DEAR MOM


Dear Mom,
I HAVE A HUMONGOUS PROBLEM!

I`ve got this awful life threatening disease that just won`t go away no matter how hard I try and fight it off. Its symptoms are absolutely unbearable. They include chronic anxiety, restlessness, insomnia, increased appetite, and even delirium at times.

It saddens me to have to tell you this, especially in the form of an e-mail, but they say there`s no cure for it and that I will have to endure its headaches for the rest of my life...

Mom, I`ve been diagnosed with the TRAVEL BUG and its symptoms may lead me to have to plead my case to you for another year of aimless vagabonding ...

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